just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
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