yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
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