So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
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