Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
These People Had Regrettable One Night Stands
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
This Girl Makes Latte Art That’s Too Cute to Drink
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no