the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..