Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday