he shaved USA in his pubs
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
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New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
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I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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