i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
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i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
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That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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