Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
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What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
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We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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