not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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