Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
Randomize
