i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
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What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
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You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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