sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
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