he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
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You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
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I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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