I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
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