...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
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I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
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You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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