The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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