I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
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