I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
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smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
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so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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