Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
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my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
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things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
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