Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
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I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
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Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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