Fuck u you updated twitter but didn't answer my text
I know you're alive
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
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sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
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I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
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