We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
Randomize
