he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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