Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Will you blow on my dice?
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
no you cant smoke seaweed
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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