How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
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Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
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I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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