I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
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