If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
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Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
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I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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