We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
whose ass print is on the piano?
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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