I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
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He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
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We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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