I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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