it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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