you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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