I wanna bring you to show and tell
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
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I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
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Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
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