i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
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