Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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