physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
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i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
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Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
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So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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