I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
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Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
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You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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