He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
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