To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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