Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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