I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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