I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
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