It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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