she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
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She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave