dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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