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Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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