You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
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