Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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