i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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