In all seriousness though I just found out the dog pissed in my bed it'd be nice to crash somewhere other than my couch while my piss soaked bedding is in the washer
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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