I wish I only lived at night.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
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Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
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You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
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