youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
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Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
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I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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