That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
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Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
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I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I use my feet as sexual weapons
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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