We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
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Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
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Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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